WE DID IT!

Thank you all so, so much for supporting my campaign and getting my project to its goal! 

47 Backers!
$4,083 in pledges!
102% funded!

I could not have done this without all of your help and support! I started working on The Church of Quesadeity a few years ago, and if I traveled back in time to show myself where I am today, I don't think I would have believed it. Thank you all so, so much for your support! The Quesadeity sends His blessings to you all! May your Holy Meals overflow with sustenance from the Quesadeity!

I must also give a big shout-out to all of the people who participated in the campaign video! Everyone's creativity really shined and I don't think the project would have been successful without their contributions. Thank you all very much! 

Be on the lookout for updates, videos, musical excerpts, and pictures in the future! 

Praise be to The Quesadeity! 

All hail our Holy Provider!

But, most importantly, thank you. 



Here are three excerpts from the Kickstarter Page!

Excerpt 1: Act 1, The Test of Knowledge: Question 1

In this excerpt, Father is asking Dante how to make the Holy Meal. 

FATHER: How do you make the Holy Meal?

DANTE: Heat up an All-Clad Stainless-Steel Skillet to medium high heat. Select the correct Cheese of Righteousness, depending on the day of the week. Grate the Cheese, slice it up, grate the Cheese a lot. Place the Cheese and the Tortilla of Forgiveness on the skillet when it's hot. Say a prayer while it's cooking. Thank the Quesadeity and the Holy Meal shall be complete! Praise Be!

 

Excerpt 2: Act 1, Final Moment of Rest

In this excerpt, Dante is singing his own personal prayer to the Quesadeity.

DANTE: With Jack of Colby, and Jack of Pepper; With Smoked Gouda, and Mozzarella; Make me be forever as sharp as Thy Cheddar, and make the world atone at the sight of Thy Provolone! Oh God!

 

Excerpt 3: Act 1, You Are Nothing

In this excerpt, you get to experience what a typical service is like in The Church of Quesadeity. 

FATHER: You are nothing. You are tasteless. You are unworthy without your God. 

DANTE: I am nothing. I am tasteless. I am unworthy of you, God. 

FATHER: All hail the Quesadeity! Bow down to the Quesadeity! Submit yourself to the Quesadeity! Drown in the Quesadeity!


This excerpt was made by my good friends Bobby Crandall and Dan Willard.


I made a few memes for the Quesadeity, check them out!